Gonna Lose4Autism - Lyrics



It's supper time again, tummy growlin'
Drivin' in my car, out for food prowlin'
Orderin' the whole menu's what I tell the waiter
You know I'm overweight, the diet can wait for later

Ten appetizers later, waiter comes up says yo
Do you want your usual, a large diet coke
Man I feel good I don't do the sugar sodas
The walk back to my car will fill my exercise quota

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I do my shoppin' at the big and tall shop
Buttons just keep poppin', everything's too small pop
Just gonna diet cause I keep gettin' bigger
Gonna lose for - a good cause/autism

Wholegrain pasghetti, now that's a healthy snack
Ten calories a piece, I'll take the whole rack
My shoppin' list, looks like it came from the nutritionist
Dietetic pizza, what laboratory makes this

In the organic aisle, who I'm a tryin' to fake out
Just need my Rugelach, eat some on the way out
The Shnitzelin' are glistenin' and whistlin' to this song
If it tastes so right how can it be wrong

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Lose for autism (Gonna try to go fat free)

Lose for autism (It's time for me to come clean)
Lose for autism (Cause I gotta do something)
Lose for autism (? now that's a good thing)

Frozen yogurt, calorie free
Dunk the whole thing in fudge, happy birthday to me
French fried barbecued buffalo chicken snack
Will make my pants tighter cause it's in a wholewheat wrap

Don't eat cupcakes, only muffins
Apple krispies splenda, who'm I bluffin'
Wholewheat Challah, with twenty dips
Bake a low-fat cake, load it with caramel chips

No more Kishkeh tempura, I throw it on the grill
Late night Shwarma, eat it on the treadmill
Stella Dora, only eat the chocolate middle
Cause I'm cuttin' down on those carbs, just a little

Try the treadmill or elliptical out for a spin
Can't lift myself up in the condition that I'm in
These young Knackers flexin' muscles so lean
My brand new Pesach suit was doin' Yachatz at the seam

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