The Toronto Mikvah song

T.T.T.O. Mikvah Dip (Avi Raps)

Kahal Avreichim signs galore
On the wall bench and floor
Mikvah's hot
No it's not
Half a towel, all you got

Take out the cash, give him the bills
Katz forgot to take his pills
Yes it's true
He'll scam you through
I'm not making money off you

Chorus:
Come on everybody, take your wallets out
Money money money, what it's all about
If you don't pay he'll block you out
Come on everybody, it's what it's all about X2

Broken showers, can't be beat
Crooked tiles, cut your feet
Break your leg, break your arm
Mr. Katz don't give a darn

Athletes foot ain't the name
The one who coined it, lost his fame
Come to $hif, it isn't sweet
Now it's called the Mikvah feet

Chorus

Written by Levi Weingarten