Mikvah Dip - Avi Raps

Catch you later, late for Seder
Gonna take off all my Kleider
Mikvah's hot - Cholent pot
It's the dip I like a lot

Take off my sock; take off my shoe
Mikvah's made for every Jew
Start your day with something cool
It's a Mikvah, not a pool

Chorus:
Come on everybody, do the Mikvah dip
The floor's a little slimy, so please don't slip
If you get thirsty, just take a sip
Come on everybody, do the Mikvah dip
Do the Mikvah dip
Do the Mikvah dip
Do the dip, yeah

Catch the chatter; Chop a Schmooze
Mikvah's where you'll hear the news
Alter Kakers, Yungerleit -
Oh my gosh! What a sight! 

Lost my towel, take a chance
Wipe my face, on my friend's pants
Take a shower - maybe not
You'll stay clean - the water's hot

Chorus

Oh, you gotta do the Mikvah dip
Do the dip
Oh, you can't go wrong
When you're where you belong
In the Mikky

Do the dip, and do the dunk
Now you're pure, before you stunk
Recharge your soul, that's the goal
Get your dose of pure Bittul

Says do not dive on the wall
Just too bad the sign's so small
Every day is something new
Except the water, it's older than you 

Chorus 

Catch you later, late for Seder
Gonna take off all my Kleider
Mikvah's hot - Cholent pot
It's the dip I like a lot

Take off my sock; take off my shoe
Mikvah's made for every Jew
Start your day with something cool
It's a Mikky, not a pool

Chorus 

Do the dip