iPhone Song

T.T.T.O. Kulam Ahuvim

The iPhone Song

Way back in the Stone Age, It wasn’t yet the phone age

It was two cans and a string, or you were all alone age

But nowadays we call, all people large and small

If you don’t have a cellphone, you are Neanderthal

A cellphone’s a good start, but why not make it smart

A phone that has a date plan, and is a work of art

My phone is so elite, the world is at my feet

My life is now the internet, my life is now complete

Chorus:

Productivity, great efficiency

I’ll save so much time, now that I’m online

Doing all my needs, at blazing 4G speeds

I’ll save so much time, now that I’m online

I got my new device, for a Gevaldik price

The buttons are responsive, and the screen is really nice

For an entire day, I scroll and tap and play

I’ve had eight chats with Siri, boy I can’t put it away

The next three days or four, I browse the iTunes store

I bought a hundred seven apps, I’m buying forty more

I’m sure you will agree, this great technology

Is gonna help me be, at peak efficiency

Chorus

The news I heard was great, a new firmware update

I think that I’ll install it now, although it’s getting late

And after this new patch, I’ll install my apps from scratch

The fact it took a day of life, is such a minor catch

It took me just a few more days, I didn’t wanna fail

But now I’ve got my Google Docs, and also Google Mail

I’ve got my contacts in my phone, and also in the cloud

I’m gonna save so much time now, I’ve never been so proud

Chorus

A few things my phone lacks, I’ll fix them with some hacks

I now can send an email to myself, not just a fax

It only took six weeks, and several hacks and tweaks

With input and suggestions, from a hundred iPhone geeks

I have four thousand Facebook friends, I take them where I go

And if I have a sip of tea, they are the first to know

I pity all those backwards folks, who don’t have Facebook walls

I’m sure it takes them so much time, to make four thousand calls

Chorus

One day when I was loading apps, one thing led to the next

I emailed talked and tweeted, and I sent another text

I clicked on several videos, I searched through several sites

My nights turned into days, my days turned into nights

One day my Siri said to me, you need to get a life

Are you sure you’re my Siri, you sound just like my wife

You haven’t seen your wife’s face now, in over half a year

Your children think that Tatty, bought a phone and disappeared

You’ve really become selfish, think of yourself alone

And maybe that’s the reason that they call it an iPhone

I’m gonna help you one last time, my fine time saving chap

I’m downloading for you right now, a great time saving app

When you click on this brand new app, your life will be your own

When you click on this app my friend, it detonates your phone

My life now is mine, now that I’m offline

Life’s not undermined, trying to save time

You can keep those vids, I’ll take my wife and kids

Life’s not undermined, just to save some time X3

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