Life in Staten Island

T.T.T.O. A Russian boys helpless plight

Staten Island Bochur's helpless plight
Bassar Shmeinah for supper tonight
Coleslaw alone will not fill him
His chance of survival is slim

Searching for a true source of protein
All we can find are the flies
Rats and mice fill the building
Every day they do multiply

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The Bochurim did beg, at Reb Zalman's side
Searching for hope or relief
וואס האקסטו אין קאפ, we're moving next year
Until then I really don't care

(You're missing the goal, to be a גדול
Rosh Yeshiva, or something great
וואס האקסטו אין קאפ, I've tried his food
So many choices and shapes)

The Bochur's face then turns red
It's two years I've been underfed
Sleeping and eating costs money
Reb Hillel thinks it's all funny

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(We've been through five Menahel Gashmi's
Rice and chicken, chicken and rice
From Bloomberger to Scoops we won't change
But that has nothing to do with the price sure! :-)

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