Gangsters - Shmuel Kunda - A Ton of Mon

Listen to me, my beloved scoundrels
Do you all remember what I need?
Do you understand my instructions?
So that my plan can succeed

(Yeah of course we do, what you think we are, we're professionals right boys
Haha yeah we're the best hahaha)

Once we've got a job to do
He he, we never miss
And as for your instructions
Just pay attention to this

We are gangsters, ugly and loud
We are gangsters, we're a nasty crowd
We are gangsters, and we're very proud
We were born under a dark cloud

We're so rowdy, we never say howdy
We won't ask you, how do you feel
And no one will tell us, how are you fellas
But they might ask us, what did you steal

We carefully follow all of our instructions
We'll steal their noodles and their Lokshen
Not one Jew will ever be suspicious
That we stole their Kasha Knishes

(Kasha Knishes, Kni-shes)
 
We go creeping when everybody's sleeping
We do our work in the dead of night
We hope that we won't bump into a mirror
'Cause seeing our faces gives us such a fright

We will loot their veggies and their fruit
Their baloney and salami
We'll even take from the kids that are so cute
The candy they get from their mommy

We'll steal their cheese and dairy
And we'll take all their Kosher meat
But although we look so mean and scary
Way deep down we're really very sweet

(Really very sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet)

We like to hijack, no one asks us why jack
We do our work without a second thought
We wreck and plunder, we hardly ever blunder
That's until the day that we get caught

(Day that we get caught, caught, caught

Day that we get caught, what do you mean get caught
We're gonna get caught

Haha of course we're gonna get caught, what do you think
Haha we're really gonna get caught

Oh we are not gonna get caught
We're so smooth, they'll never catch us

Haha that's what you think and I'm telling you that we will get caught

Hahaha you know how we'll get caught, ha we'll get caught in the door hahahaha

hahaha very funny they will not catch us

I'm telling you they will not catch us, cause we are so smart
We are much smarter than you, than they think we are
And they will not be able to catch us

And I'm telling you that they will catch us
Because we're going to get caught, caught, caught
And locked up, and no one's gonna visit us

Ah that's not true, my mother said should would visit me, if I, if they lock me up)