Chorus:
Nekovim nekovim Asher yatzar
chalulim chalulim Asher yatzar x2
Let me tell you about a brocho my best by far
You say it much too often called Asher yatzar
We all be 'goin bonkers I'm sure you all believe
If our bodies would be sealed with no way to relieve
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That shabbos meal was good it was really great
A giant bowl of cholent caused a stomachache
My stomach started swirling it started to swell
And then the whole room well it started to smell
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Saying a speech to a very large crowd
Thought the mike was making noises Say a little too loud
Realizing what happened asked to be excused
The crowd they were laughing they were quite amused
(Chorus)
How dry I am how wet I'll be
If I don't find the bathroom key
I found the key I opened the door
But it's too late it's on the floor
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If this song has some meaning don't make the same mistake
When nature is calling make sure you aren't too late
A man's got to do what a man's got to do
But do us all a favor keep it in the bathroom
(Chorus)
What's the tune though
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